Vote your choice! Help me initiate my new laptop

 Last Fall, I got a new Macbook Pro. I joined the modern era and switched from a desktop to a laptop. I am still in love with its shiny silver casing and accessories. But now, despite my best efforts, it's not so shiny and new. So I have decided to put a sticker on the top of my lap top. This is a big move for me as I've cherished the sleek apple design. 

Thanks to Temu, I have a large collection of stickers. I like to gift them or grace them on unexpected public surfaces. In my younger years, I had a car filled with bumper stickers. Not so anymore. I do worry about vandalism and harassment in this red state I live in; that is not a paranoid thing nowadays. Also, I lease my car and will have to return it in great condition without gummy residue. So I'll settle for my laptop. You may notice that I like things with humor. This sticker will be speaking to me daily, so I don't need an education on a topic. I like to smile when I open my laptop. 

Now, all you lurkers out there, this is your chance to shine. I hope I'm pleasantly surprised. I see lots of numbers in my statistics but very rarely do I hear from anyone in the comment section. I hope all of you will take part in this poll. Know that I do not collect any information about you if you vote. Also, kudos to me for being fancy shmancy and learning how to add a poll.

PS: even my cat got in on. this action.